Wooo..It's the new year. No need for unrealistic resolutions such as
'I wanna lose weight'
'I wanna exercise more'
'I wanna shop less'
'I wanna avoid oily foods'
Then whats the point of saying HAPPY new year?..Hmmm..
But here's my new year's resolution.
-Forget bout that somebody.
-Smoke less (I'm kidding myself.)
-Make more friends.
-Be grateful.
Yes yes. They're just that. Anyways, my friends and I planned to go to Clarke Quay. But that fucker ELFY, wanted to go to paragon first to drop off at his workplace. Toys R' Us.
"I don't wanna grow up, dont wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid"
Wat kinda stupid song is that!? Stop it immediately. There are like children around. -.-"
Anyways after that, one of his friend, Wan joined us. Then we proceeded to Cineleisure. On the way there Shila(Raymie's GF) treated us to Old Chang Kee. Correct ah spelling? And there are like 13 of us there excluding Raymie and his GF.
"Aku nak crabonstik!"
"Aku nak Sardine-o!"
"Aku nak pepper-o!!"
"Aku nak sotongonstik!!"
Kecoh gilaaaaa..End up, everyone only got 1 sardine-o, pepper-o and curry-o. WTH. Stupid names. Thanks SHILA!
After that, we reached Cineleisure. Decided to play Counter-strike?..-.-"
WTH WTH WTH!
Waited for the lift like 15 donkeys and finally, reached the L9 E2Max. Luckily the manager still remembers her ex-best-hardworking-worker. Nyehehe..Dapat pon discount. Played CS for an hour while some of them played the fusball machine.
Blablablablabla, decided to proceed to Esplanade on FOOT!!?..
Blardy custard, far la siaow..Halfway there we decided to settle in at 'Giraffe'. I don't even know it existed. A jug of coke costs $9.80!!?. So we ordered that and some Singapore Slings and Sex on the beach and a BLOWJOB.
They're names of some alcoholic drinks yaw. Mind you, I didn't even take a sip.
We were laughing while they had their drinks. Looking through the perspective of them 'drinking a blowjob!'. Drink the CUM ah you guys? Horny horny ahhh...
All hornyness aside, we quickly proceeded to Esplanade. Mak kau! Packed gilersardine siol! Wanted to go up the stairs to the bridge but it was already blocked. Tried to go to the bridge behind Fullerton hotel. Also blocked. So we decided to climb the barricade and run across the bridge and slide back into the crowds at the main bridge. Haha.
SUCCESS!! dah macam pendatang haram. Eventually more pendatang harams did wat we did and the police officers on duty couldnt care less. It was chaotic la siak! Like the racial riots. More like the Maria Hertogh riot. Anyways, we squeezed ourselves through the crowds and into the bridge. We wanted to be at the centre of it so can see the fireworks better. Anyways, I can't elaborate much on the fireworks but it was AWESOME!! I will try and upload a video of it for those who missed it aite.
After all the screaming, shouting, weeeee-ing, awww-ing, we planned to grab some drinks at Marina square. The distance was short but the duration to get to Marina square wwas effing long!..All the while, I was sandwiched by banglas and their world-famous body odour. I swear I would have smelt like them if I hadn't brought my bodyspray.
Got our drinks, lepak for awhile. While lepaking, all decided to go play pool at Bugis?. OMFG la!..Far siak..I didnt realised how far we walked until I start typing about it. Dayuuummmm..Played pool and was merely laughing at how some Indians dressed up. Blardy hell. Hahaha!..Imagine having his RED HAIR, yes RED HAIR, gel up until so damn shiny, mohawked, a side-zip, bell bottomed pants and MIZUNO TRACK SHOES!! MIZUNO!!!?!?!? WTF?!?!?! SIDE-ZIP?!?!?!?? hahahahahahahhahahaha..Im still laughing about it until now.
After all that, we all chilled at Chijmes while waiting for the first train.
Timecheck, 6.15, proceeded to Cityhall MRT and board the overly packed MRT. I was asleep while standing, thats what Yan told me. Haha.
Reached home at around 7am. Took a quick shower, slept like a pig. Thats all folks. Here are the pictures for the day.
On the way to "Giraffe"
Omar and me.
At the bridge
Helloh fuckface!
At the bridge.
Jantan-jantan Gebret
CHIJMES baybehh.
The monkeys.
Aizad and me at "Giraffe"
"Today I off. Today I go countdown! I want shake2 with my friends!" - Interview with Omar the Bangla worker.
I swear this guy is FUCKING TALL!
Lets just say, more was about to join us that day.
At Marina Square. See how tall Raymie is. Tsk.
Tired faces.
Yan=Chucky.
Faizal macam Grim Reaper. Haha.
CHIJMES take 2.
We can Kawaii-ne too!
Imagine the crowd, 10 TIMES THE SIZE AND EVERYWHERE AROUND TOWN!!
Here is the video as promised. Enjoi!
Till then, I seek forgiveness from everyone whom I had hurt/insulted/disturbed bla bla intentionally or deliberately. Its a new year and we all want to start afresh. Till then. Chiaow meow!
Labels: Din's wedding pictures up soon