Sorry for not updating for quite some time lately. Just wasnt in the mood to do so.
*BIG sigh*
Anyways, school has been alright. I mean alright as in, I don't feel guilty for not understanding the modules as almost 3/4 of the whole course don't understand it either. So anyways, the class test is like 2 weeks away, and I still dont understand quite a number of things. Organic chemistry, Physical chemistry, Engineering maths, Electrical Principles and circuits are the MAIN BITCH!!
Bitch bitch fuckin BITCHES!
Moving on....
I noticed something this week. The weekend passes by very fast ey? I swear the weekends was shot by a mini cannon. Basically spend the weekends at home. Just at home and scratching my head over revision.
I open up the book, stare at it for a few seconds, close it back, sign in to MSN, and stare at the computer screen for hours. How cool is that?
I miss the secondary school life. Seriously. In secondary school, you are closely supervised by countless teachers and they guide you step by step. You have a very united class and sometimes, when the day is mundane, you will look forward to school just to meet your friends.
In polytechnic, you are basically by yourself. You miss the lesson, theres no make up lessons for it. You have to find a way by yourself to get back on both feet.
To cut it short, POLYLIFE IS NOT AS FUN AS YOU THINK!!
Anyways, I feel like stuffing someone into a box. Its a cool box, mahogany wood with vintage covers. I will stuff that person in like a bitch and close the lid. He would be banging on the lid and covers for hours. He won't know whats happening and there would be a penguin in the box. They will be shocked. There would be embarrassing pauses in between their conversation. Then when I scoop him out, and shave him again and again. He will have blisters too. I will push him down a snowslide whilst the wind will blow pass his skin and cause goosebumps and nipple-erection.
Chapter 2.
Me:"Hey dude. Say oblong. Cmon..just say oblong.."
Him:"Oh noo. I won't be saying that word. It's just ridiculous. Every adult knows it's rectangle, not oblong"
Me:"Oh cmon. Lets go to the alley. It's quiet. So you can say the word oblong..Let's goooo.."
Him:"You sure I can say it here?? No ones here rite??"
Me:"Yeahh..Cmon man..Just say it..Say oblong.."
Him:"*sniggers* okok..I'll say it..Oblong..."
Me:"Haha!! Got you on tape bitch! You're finished!!"
Then I will go to his workplace and show everyone that tape. Everyone will be laughing and all.
"HAHAAH!! He said oblong!! ahahah"
I will also get that on tape! I will tape everyone in that room who said the word oblong!...In 10 minutes I will control the world with the power of OBLONG!!
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