I don't mean to sound bland, but there's some people I do not know, do come by my blog and read it. I'm not saying that's bad, but thats a relief for me. Knowing that there ARE people reading my blog and appreciating the materials I write about. Thanks!

Do drop by again and leave your bloglink if possible.

Anyways, back to my mundane-lukewarm life. I was like alive for only half a day for today. Woke up at 3pm due to the fact that I slept at 5am? Wondering what I did during the wee hours of the morning? Basically, made a new friend who is hyper-active like an Energizer Bunny. Chat about being superheroes and sidekicks and all those unlikely topics to start off with an acquaintance. Since both of us can't shut our eyes for our 40 winks, we chatted till our fingers feel like detaching themselves from the palms. Great knowing you Syafiqah binti Abdul Rahman A.K.A Macho-misai-girl.

Anyways, once I woke up, I felt the urge to watch Undercover brother. Random, I know. After the movie, I nearly forgot that I have yet to bathe. Ok, here comes the 'FUN' part, or whatever you diabolical, satanic individuals call it!!

After scrubbing my body till the skin turned red, I reached for the shampoo. Pumped out the shampoo from the dispenser and applied it to the hair and scrub scrub the scalp and whatever. While scrubbing the hair, I realised something is wrong.

"Why is it so frizzy when I scrub my hair?"

Then the smell of FAB invaded my nostrils. The white bubbles felt so oily around my forehead. Only did I realised, the dispenser contained FAB, instead of PANTENE PRO-V! My mum used that once-empty dispenser to fill in the FAB for whatever the reason may be, I will never know. My mum is weird, I know.

On that moment I felt as if, my hair is my Wednesday boxers or maybe my soccer socks. So I quickly ran out of the bathroom, and grabbed the other shampoo from the other toilet and washed the hair. I mean WASH as in, I shampoo-ed my hair for like 3 times?? And unfortunately, the FAB smell didnt go away, but it does smell nice somehow. I swear I will unscrew the shampoo dispenser next time and check what actually is inside of it. Take a huge whiff of smell, and if it smells like my ordinary PANTENE PRO-V, issallgood!

"Abang, asal rambut bau mcm washing machine?"

That's what my lil brother asked me. And this is what I replied.

"Oh, tadi shower rosak, jadi abang cuci rambut pakai washing machine ah."

And that poor boy believed what I said, even through my sarcasm, he gave a huge. "OHHHHHHH". Love that boy. Haha.

With my lil brother in thought, what's up with young malay boys nowadays? Why become such delinquents and stupid? The way they dress, I can see they are already mixing with bad companies. Tappered pants, checkered slip-ons, striped cardigan and tilted trucker caps. The thing that keeps me wondering is, why do this younglings want to dress up that way? Like seriously, wearing tappered pants on a warm day burns the leg-hairs off in a few seconds. If any of my lil brother's pants were to be tappered, I swear I will rip it up and ask him to stay home to study. I love to call this little matreps, 'MINI-MAT'..They will grow up to be such delinquents and taint the Malay community. People like this, such as 'MATREPS' are the reason why other races have become so stereotype about us Malays. I don't blame them for hating us either. Tell me, 99.99% of the self-made-amateur pornclips circulating through bluetooth are done by Malays, yes? Thats just 1 example, you can go figure the other factors out yourselves.

But! BUT! Not all malays are like that. Thats all I can say to the people who hate our community. I wish I could, if people stop mistaking me as a Chinese dude.

About the pornclips, I find them un-stimulating. Like the thought of the girl being so cheap and agreeing to be videotaped while she sucks on lollipop is just too perverse. SEX doesn't come cheap. It should come together with love and mutual recognition from both parties. It should also be done behind closed doors and not to let everyone know you boned someone. Seriously, whenever I see this pornclips, it just disgust me and it is a disgrace to the community. OUR community.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not gay or anything, but I'm just talking bout the principle of it.

Till then. Take care and don't forget to put on the toothpaste before brushing your teeth!