It's 11.16am exactly and what the fuck am I doing up so early? If you must know, some fucking bitch was the main reason to all this. If it wasn't for her, I would be sound asleep right now. Here's the story. The most ridiculous experience I have ever encountered. Childish and stupid in many other ways as well. Bloody bugger, waking me up early in the morning with a fuckin' stupid reason.

Ok guys, let me tell you what all this rant is all about. Let me take you 6-9 months back. Sorry I can't recall the exact moment, cause I never gave a flying fuck about the 'first time we met'. I didn't jot it down on my notebook to remind her about our 1 month/year anniversary. So go FUCK YOURSELVES!

Anyways, 6-9 months back, before the start of my miserable polylife, I met this certain person through friendster. As usual, added her up, cause' thats the motive of friendster? So yeah, and got to know she lives near my area and coincidentally we were talking about foods when we were hungry.

Sooooo, with no hidden motives or whatsoever, I asked her out for supper at al-ameen. What? You think I'm gonna bring her to a dark alley and fuck her eyeballs off? Stop havin' such a narrow mindset.

Pfft. And they say girls mature faster than guys. What the hell!

Anyways, to avoid any awkwardness or anything, I told her she could bring her friends along and so could I. She was agreeable, but too bad it was already past midnight and I understand girls shouldn't stay out so late. Therefore, after asking her out a few times(>4 times) I totally forgot who the hell this girl was in my MSN contact list because we did not chat for a long time.

Maybe both our MSN nicknames are not stimulating enough. Pfft.

Anyways, when school started, I met a senior of mine, named Helmi. A very nice guy whom is always in his own world, plus he asked me whether I know 'Fathin'.

'Fathin mana sia? Pasal saya tahu quite a number of Fathin.'

And he narrowed it down for me and thats when I realise its that girl I added at friendster. That al-ameen girl. So I asked why he asked me that question, he told me

'Oh tak. Si kawanku ini cakap tentang kau. Dia cakap kau isap rokok. Kau isap rokok kan?'

So yeah. After a few smoking session, got to know Helmi is that al-ameen girl's boyfriend. To be added as a bonus, I also got to know, Fathin is somewhat related to me. So it was some funny moment going back to school and seeing Helmi's face when he already knew.

And so, we concluded it was such a small world and I wished them best in their relationship. Never chatted with anyone of them since.










Yet for no rhyme or reason, I got a SMS from an unknown number which goes like this.

'Doing what?'

And I did not open up that message. Only read it when my phone keeps on vibrating under my pillow. Answered the call, no one speaks, so I simply hung up. Found out, it was the same number which SMS me.

Unsurprisingly, a few seconds later, the same number called up. And this is where the fucked up part starts.

???:"Hello, whose dis?"
Me:"Huh? You called me, so whose that?"
???:*silence*
Me:"Helloh helloh???"
???:*silence*
Me:*hangs up*

I swear it was god damn fuckin irritating! And that bugger called again.

???:"Hello, whhose dis?"
Me:"Who are you? You called me anyways."
???:*silence* "Whose dis?"
Me:"Who are you? I'm not telling unless you tell me who are you."
???:"I'm not telling, because I think you should know."

Wahhhhh. I should know who the fuck you are? Who you think you are?
Marilyn fuckin' monroe or sumthin?!!!??
Don't you have simple good manners/etiquette by just telling me who you are since you're the one who called me? Anyways, back to the convo.

Me:"Urmm. Nope, I don't know cause I shouldn't know. Plus, you sms-ed me at 10.30am asking me what I was doing."
???:"You know Fathin?"
Me:"Which Fathin?"
???:*silence* "I think you should know."

Fucker thinks theres only 1 Fathin in this whole wide world. I should know?
You need to work on your social and conversation skills.

Me:*irritated&sleepy* "No I don't. Whose Fathin?"
???:"Fathin from ******** polytechnic."
Me:"Huh?? wait waitt" *recalling*

I swear I forgot who this Fathin was until she said that school's name. It slowly rings a bell. How could I not remember Fathin??? That al-ameen girl!
The girl this person make it sound as if she won an Oscar or sumthing with her,

"You should know"

Anyways..

Me:"Ok I think I know her. Why?"
???:"I want you to stop contacting her, and delete her number and contact in your MSN list"
Me:"Huhh?? Wat the hell? What did I do??"
???:"You should know" <<<----I swear its getting annoyin. I know. Bear with me.
Me:"I swear I don't know. I never did anithing to her. She's my friend's gf and somewhat related to me. Wat the hell????"
???: *silence* <<<---I think she needed some time for oxygen to enter her thick brain so she knows what to reply next.
Me:"Helloh helloh????"
???:"yaaa. yaaaa. I think you like, asked her for supper or sumthinnnn" <<<---Now she tries so hard to sound smart with sucha fake accent. Pfft.
Me:"Oh yeah. Like months ago? When I didnt know Helmi is her bf. Was that wrong? I asked her out as friends anyways. No way I'm attracted to Fathin."
???:*silence*
Me:"helloh heelohhhh? Wat the fuck!! Helloh! Who are you??? You're the one who sms-ed me"
???:"Oh, thats like trying to tell you off. Yeah. Tell you off."
Me:"Tell me off by askin what I am doing? Wah great."
???:*silence*
Me:"Why call me now, when that incident was like months ago?"
???"Maybe got laggg or sumthin."
Me:"Pfft. Im not in the mood for games la fuck."
???:*silence* *giggles* "You can go and die now." *hangs up*


Wat the fuck? Can you not get anymore childish than this? I was rudely awaken to some rubbish and to talk to a piece of garbage. A piece of garbage which has a fake accent. Cool. A piece of garbage which silenced almost every 6 seconds. I think she lost her point, and always have her similar "You should know" comebacks. This low intellectual individuals need to cut her skull into half and let the oxygen into your brain quick.

Midst all that stupidity, I can feel that they're accusing me of being that typical guy with a hidden motive. The guy who slowly tries to get into that girl's pants. Sorry bitch, I'm not that kind of person. Almost everyone who knows me, know that I don't go around bragging about that or this girl I screwed the other day. Its because

I DON'T DO THAT!

I have enough respect for the opposite sex. But if you try to accuse me of being something I'm not, I guess I have to vindicate myself. And when I do, I may sound harsh, but too bad, you fuckin' deserve it. No one wakes up a person whose sleeping soundly.

It's like throwing a piece of shit on his face when he's sleeping.

Plus, I still don't understand why she called me up now for an incident months ago. She said

"Maybe got lagg or sumthin."

Trying to sound cheeky/funny with laughters squeezed between her words. On top of that, This Fathin is somewhat related to me, so you can't expect me to have a 'malicious' plan up my sleeves or anithing like dat. Plus, I know her boyfriend for fuck sake!!!

If you see me at the streets, do provoke me with your 'You should know' phrase and flip the bird sign.

Then I would talk back with sucha fake accent, it puts Tai-tai into shame. I'll do some hand gestures if you want me to darllllllll'.

I swear if you were a guy, I would GPS your ass and beat the hell out of you in my boxers and 'outofthebed' hairstyle.

Please, grow up.